If I Was a Bird I Know Who I'd Shit On Funny Vintage Greeting Card

For the friend who needs to know you're on their side — fully and without hesitation. A sweet vintage drawing of a bird paired with the line: "If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I'd Shit On." Small, silly, and completely sincere.

• Premium soft-touch cardstock
• Blank inside
• Includes A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" × 5-3/4")
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA
• Themes: friendship cards, solidarity humor, funny cards, sarcastic cards, vintage cards

By Bad Betty Greeting Co.